Austin Henry

Let me talk about Austin Henry.  That kid makes my day every day.  He makes the sun shine in the morning. One time I was having a decent conversation with the sun, and he was all like, "Sometimes I don't feel like shining, you know? I just don't feel up for this job anymore."  So I said to the sun one thing, just this one name: "Austin Henry." That sun shone brighter than it ever had.  Austin isn't the definition of awesome, awesome is the definition of Austin.  There is nothing above Austin, only below him.